Union Café® - Penang

After so long

2011-10-02T21:30:00.003+08:00

After for so long i had not done a blog post and also i had not played any footie, i am planning to get back at it already now. Just got myself a new kicks, a new shiny Adidas kicks that i got on an offer. I had always loved Adi's, their soft leather texture is comfy to the feet and almost all my last footie boots are from Adi.

Why did he cry?

2010-03-12T20:17:00.001+08:00

Something i got from email.

Read till finish as this is a True Story that happened in China in year 2008 and this was shown in BBC & CNN.........

發生在中國的一個真實的故事。
A true story that happened in China

滿載乘客的長途客車行馳在盤山公路上。
A bus full of passengers was traveling on hilly road.

山間公路上三名持槍歹徙居然盯上漂亮的女司機，強迫中巴停下，
要帶女司機下車去「玩玩」。
Midway through the journey, 3 armed thugs was eyeing the pretty woman bus driver.
They forced the bus to stop and wanted to have fun with the driver!

女司機情急呼救，全車乘客噤若寒蟬。
The woman driver naturally shouted for help, but all the rest of the passengers just kept quiet.

只有一中年瘦弱男子應聲奮起，
卻被打傷在地。這位男子氣極，
奮起大呼全車人制止暴行，卻無人響應，
任憑女司機被拖至山林草叢。
Then a weakly looking middle-aged man came forth to ask the 3 men to stop; but he was instead beaten up. The man was very angry and appealed loudly to the other passengers to stop this uncivilized act but nobody responded. And the driver was dragged by the 3 men to the bushes nearby.

半個時辰後，三歹徒與衣衫不整的女司機
歸來回到車上。車又將行 ~~~
女司機要被打傷流血的瘦弱男子下車。
男子不肯，僵持起來。
An hour later, the 3 thugs and the ruffled driver came back to the bus and the driver is ready to drive off again ....

' 喂，你下車吧，我的車不拉你！ '
'Hey you, get down the bus!' the woman driver shouted to the man who tried to assist her earlier on.

中年男子急了，說：「你這人怎麼不講道理，
我還救你呢，難道我還錯嗎？」
The man was bewildered and said:
'What's wrong with you? I was trying to save you just now and was I wrong in doing so?'

「你救我？你救我什麼了？」
女司機矢口否認，引得幾個乘客竊笑。
'You save me? What have you done to save me?'
The driver retorted, and a few of the passengers were quietly laughing away.

中年男子氣極，恨自已身無大俠之力！
救人未救成，可也不該得此 ~~~
被驅逐下車的結果呀，他堅決不下。
「再說我買票了，我有權坐車！」
The man was really angry. Even though he did not have the ability to save her, he should not be given this treatment at all. He refused to get down the bus and said; 'I paid for the trip and I have the right to remain.'

女司機揚起臉無情地說：「不下車，我就不開。」
The driver put on a grim face and said: 'If you don't get down, the bus will not move on..'

沒想到的是，滿車剛才還對暴行熟視無睹的乘客們，
卻如剛剛睡醒般，齊心協力地勸那男子下車：
「你快下去吧，我們還有事呢，耽擱不起！」
What was unexpected was that the passengers, who were oblivious to the barbaric act of the thugs just now, suddenly woke up and in a concerted effort asked the man to get down the bus saying:
'You might as well get off the bus, we have things to attend to and cannot afford anymore delays!'

有幾位力大的乘客 ~
甚至想上前拖這中年男子下車，
使人想起莫泊桑筆下【羊脂球】的情節。 .
A few stronger passengers were indeed trying to drag the man down the bus.

三個歹徒咧著嘴笑，得意地笑了。
其中有個黑皮無賴毫不知恥地說：「哥們把她玩恣了！」
另外兩個歹徒也胡言亂語：「她是我對象，關你屁事！」
The 3 thugs were smiling knowingly at each other and commented: 'We must have done a great job to the lady!'

一場爭吵，直到那男子的行李從車窗扔出，
他隨後被推擠而下。
After much ado, the man's luggage was thrown out the bus window and he was ousted out of the bus.

汽車又平穩地行駛在山路上，
女司機掠了一下頭髮，按響了收音機。
The bus started on its journey again. The driver straightened up her hair and turned the radio to full volume.

車快到山頂，拐過彎去就要下山了，
車左側是劈山開的路，右側是百丈懸崖。
The bus was reaching the hill top and will go downhill after a turn. The right side of the bus was facing an unfathomable cliff.

汽車悄悄地加速了，女司機臉上十分平靜，
雙手緊握著方向盤，眼睛淌出晶瑩的淚水。
The speed of the bus increased gradually. The driver's face was very calm with both hands on the steering wheel. Tears started to swell in her eyes.

一歹徒似乎覺察到了什麼，說：
慢點開，慢點開，你想幹什麼？ ' 」
One of the thug realized something amiss and said to the driver:

'Drive slowly, what are you trying to do?'

女司機並不說話，車速越來越快。
歹徒企圖撲上去搶方向盤，
汽車卻像離弦的箭向懸崖衝去。
The driver said nothing, but the bus traveled faster and faster.
The thug tried to grab hold of the steering wheel, but the bus shoot towards the cliff like an arrow leaving the bow.

第二天，當地報紙報導：伏虎山區 ~
昨日發生慘禍， 一中型巴士摔下山崖。
車上司機和十三名乘客無一生還 。
The next day, the local paper reported a tragic accident at the 'Tiger Taming Hill' region.
A medium sized bus fell through the cliff and the driver and the 13 passengers were all killed.

半路被趕下車的中年人看到報紙哭了，
誰也不知道他哭什麼，為什麼哭？
The man who was chased down the bus saw the paper and cried. Nobody knew what was
he crying about and why he cried!

現在你知道他為什麼哭了嗎？
若你身在當時的情境，你會不會 ~
也像那個中年人一樣挺身而出呢？
You know why he cried?
If you were in the bus, would you stand up like the man did?

這才是人心，這才是正常的社會！
We need people like him to create and sustain a normal society!

當我們用心對人時 ;
有心人將以熱情回報妳 ;
希望我們都是用心的人 ; 也是有心的人
When we treat others with our hearts; we will receive warmth and love from people!
It is a very tragic story. What will you do if you are the bus driver?

Wan Ton Mee - How it's made?

2010-03-12T07:25:00.003+08:00

We had a lot of Wan Ton Mee/noodles before but do you know how it's made? Well it had been a long while since i do something to this blog so just figure i'll just update something here :)

This is the machine which a wheel will keep spinning and the mechanism will flatten the flour/egg/whatever not.

Adjusting the lever it will then cut the flour into thin shaped noodles :)

And of course it's ready to be cooked and eaten :)

Temple @Broga Hill HDR

2009-09-30T05:10:00.001+08:00

Temple @Broga Hill HDR
Originally uploaded by karhneg - crazy photographer

It had been a long time since I blog something.. I like this HDR that I make.

It was my wallpaper now in office :)

Found this from an email ~

2009-04-23T01:56:00.002+08:00

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

2009-03-31T14:47:00.003+08:00

Saw this news on Intech 31/03/2009

Make a call in the sky. MAS now have AeroMobiles (maxis user niah) to allow calls and sms while u sit in the flight.

Costs as below
Call - RM15/minutes
send/receive data - RM100/MB
each SMS sent - RM3
Special offer send SMS RM2 from now until Apr 15 nia ...

Song bo... Only the rich and have money to burn can afford la. We read the news for song niah.

Oh ya... only 1 Boeing 777-200 aircraft have nia. so we all like no change to use also la if have money to burn ! ahahahaha

2009-03-11T11:30:00.001+08:00

found something fun over the internet which allows me to play around more with my photos in Flick ~ it's call <http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/> BHL :)

it's a good place to play around and make your photos a lil' bit more special. like this ...

You can also make a jigsaw puzzle of your photos and had it made and sent to you with a fee...

go check it out and make some of your own funny pictures ~

2009-01-20T04:07:00.003+08:00

Venue:Hypercoat Enterprises Sdn BhdNo. 30, Jalan Industri USJ1/1, Taman Perindustrian USJ1, 47600 Subang Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia.
Telephone: 03-80244594 / 03-80244576
Date : Saturday 17th January, 9a.m.

My 2nd outing with the 206 gang and I had a great time ~ The place was near where I stay but being a Penangites I do not explore much in USJ or KL or anywhere so I am still lost when I try to find to place myself! I need to get myself a GPS this year ~

Called up Andy and he guide me there. I found the roundabout the first time but I made a wrong turning, So when Andy guide me only know I turn to the wrong end ~ ahahaha.. All the guys (and girls) are sporting and funny. It's the first time I meet most of them but it seems like we have known each other for ages.

All of us are 206's crazy, thus we went for this event ! Becos we are

CAR CRAZY! ;)

Anyway's it was great fun, learning stuffs to care for your car. Look at them concentrating hard on the demonstation ~

The Meguiar's staffs

Well for more picture > visit my Flickr

Seatbelts 2009 in Malaysia

2009-01-12T16:21:00.002+08:00

Seatbelts 2009 in Malaysia
Originally uploaded by karhneg - crazy photographer

Since 1st of January 2009, Malaysia had passed a law that from now on everyone need to wear seatbelts at the back passenger cabin. I wonder how many years behind are we since most country already have this law in hand (n) years back !

If you are caught not wearing a seatbelts you will be summone RM300. It is still unclear wether this will be given to the passenger or the car driver?

So due to this case, a friend of mine decide to wear 3 seatbelts because he said he feels safer this way ~

2009-01-08T13:47:00.003+08:00

A week had passed by for 2009. Any broken resolution ade? I had broken mine as soon as I made one~ ahahahaha..

CNY is just 2weeks away. Cannot wait to go home and have a really really really really really good and deserve rest. Am off for 2 weeks. So any mahjong session, drinking session, party session please remember to msg me. Will be very very free from 3rd day of CNY onwards.

Any overseas friend coming back to Penang ? Do let me know as well. Can catch up and sembang². Will try to go for more photoshoot session but with current situation, may not think can make it too much.

So to all my friends out there reading this or not (no matter), I wish you all "Kin² Hong²", "Long Ma Ching Shen", "Sam Siong See Seng" and "Man See Seng Yee"...

A bit too early to say this but what the heck~ I am already CNY MOOD!

RC Drift

2009-01-01T22:56:00.001+08:00

RC Drift
Originally uploaded by karhneg - crazy photographer

Went to the International Xtreme Autoshow on 27th Dec '08.

Here's one of the video capture where an RC drift competition was held. Did not spend much time here cos there's a lot of gals model waiting for us for photoshoot (sort of)... ehehehe :P

Now I can't wait for the '09 Japan GT to starts again!

Goodbye '08. Hello '09

2009-01-01T05:00:00.000+08:00

So.. How long since I last blog? I forgot to count~ Yet another year passed with me counting down the New Year in the Office again. Looking back @2008, time does fly by. It went so fast that non of my 2008 New Year Resolution was achived ! ehehehe.. My every-year new year's resolution is not to make any resolutions.

*Darn... I just make one*

For me the whole '08 was very good to me. Secure a permanent employment in KL, Got into photography, starts the flickr page, went out of country for the first time with my wife to visit Hong Kong, got my dream car, complete the wedding ceremony which we postponed for 2 years and ...

Learning camera tricks was fun. brushing up skillz to capture better photos, shared it in flickr for my family to see. It's cool.

Now in '09, we can make things better! Have a good one + a few more in '09!

NFS Carbon

2008-12-31T03:27:00.001+08:00

NFS Carbon
Originally uploaded by karhneg - crazy photographer

International Xtreme Autoshow, they actually make a replica of the Need For Speed Carbon police car from Audi TT.

I love this car !

2008-10-15T05:27:00.001+08:00

Is these the feeling you have currently living in this country? :) Meaningful ~~

Me Angelina Jolie

2008-10-02T14:03:00.001+08:00

Me Angelina Jolie
Originally uploaded by karhneg - crazy photographer

Just for fun ~~

Get one done at www.photofunia.com ~~

Here In My Home - Malaysian Artistes For Unity

2008-08-20T02:01:00.002+08:00

IMG_3095

2008-08-19T23:38:00.001+08:00

IMG_3095
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Some of my favorite picture from Disneyland Hong Kong

IMG_2672

2008-07-26T21:10:00.001+08:00

IMG_2672
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Mongkok area where people sells Gold fish, turtles and other pets.

:)

IMG_2594

2008-07-25T16:09:00.001+08:00

IMG_2594
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Hong Kong night views from the Avenue of Stars...

IMG_3143

2008-07-24T05:09:00.001+08:00

IMG_3143
Originally uploaded by karhneg

There's still a lot of nature in Kepala Batas... Sometimes we still can see snake around the area ~~

2008-07-09T13:14:00.001+08:00

Image00021
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Updates some wedding picture to the web... Thank you Gary for these lovely PIC..

Looking forward to the photoshoot in Cameron Highlands soon. Cheers

Nanami Norishima

2008-07-04T10:58:00.001+08:00

Nanami Norishima
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Hopefully... I can finish uploading her picture today ~~

Zent

2008-07-04T10:24:00.001+08:00

Zent 73
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Really had been busy updating my Flickr. Updated Zent Sweeties :)

Enjoy

JLoc Girls

2008-07-01T18:49:00.001+08:00

JLoc18
Originally uploaded by karhneg

Have been lazy to blog much these days. Busy editing and uploading the Japan GT Girls picture to Flickr.

Test to blog straight from Flickr pages. Enjoy the pic ~~

2008-06-27T01:44:00.002+08:00

There's a reason why I do not blog much these days.

Canon G9 Powershot which I just bought few months back.

Of cos the picture below is not taken by my camera but the other gals are ~~!! So enjoy...

More on http://www.flickr.com/photos/karhneg

2008-05-29T02:30:00.001+08:00

Almost a dead blog.. Why?

Answers : http://www.flickr.com/photos/karhneg/

Been poisoned by photography virus :P

Check out my Langkawi outing 2008 .. more will follow suit.

Liverpool facts

2008-04-30T00:53:00.001+08:00

The Reds are aiming to reach their 8th Final. Only Real Madrid (12) and AC Milan (11) have played in more. They will move ahead of Bayern Munich, Benfica and Juventus who have each played in seven.
England are guaranteed to have a 15th representative in the final and it will be 16 should Manchester United overcome Barcelona in the other Semi-Final.
Of Liverpool's previous 14 away Semi-Final games in Europe they have won four, drawn four and lost six. When the second leg has been away from Anfield the record is won, drawn and lost two each.
They are looking to record their first away victory at this stage of European competition in a tie when they failed to win the first leg at Anfield.
Liverpool have not scored in any of their last four games in a European Semi-Final away from home. The last man to achieve the feat was Mark Lawrenson in a 1-0 win at Panathinaikos in 1985.

2008-04-13T02:03:00.006+08:00

Late post~~ late post~~

Since I cannot sleep so might as well blog something here. Supposed to go Titiwangsa to see The EYE of Malaysia but was raining the moment I move out from my home. Need to fetch a friend there anyway so hoping the rain would stop by then. Had planned to learn some - maybe a little - camera tricks from a friend but the rain did not stop. DISSAPOINTED.

We end up getting the famous Claypot (any) rice. Why I said that was this shop was selling every claypot rice with other ingredient, not only chicken! Well we had had claypot chicken rice before but this shop speciality was not only chicken but also fish, prawns etc.

Well the taste not bad but was very thirsty after getting the food. The food was not that great but special lo. It's my first time getting claypot rice with fish. The taste was onion-ish probably to help remove the fish odor when cooked.

Hmm... tomorrow probably going to get the Klang Bak Kut Teh but not sure will make it or not. Will do another post then if did. C ya.

2008-04-10T00:49:00.005+08:00

Been a while since I log on to blogspot. Been busy with work, been busy with my life. A lot of stuff need to be done this year. Well that's life right? Might as well enjoy everything that thrown to me :)

Got myself a new camera. Canon Powershot G9. taken a few pictures already and share it in Flickr and Facebook. had been planning to get one for myself and just manage to get it this year :)

Planned for a holiday this coming July. But before that also wanted to go somewhere to snap wedding photo's. Probably get some friends together to take some outdoor picture somewhere. Not sure where we wanna go yet.

I had tried to blog more so with the new camera, probably I will be updating this page much more often now. Sorry for not updating over a months :P

OK then... Will see what else I can update and I promised to do it soon :) Ciao

Chinese New Year Coming~!!

2008-02-01T06:49:00.001+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year everyone... Gong Xi Fa Cai...

Here's some song to set the mood~!

2 version... Number 1 is fucked up~ 2nd one ok... enjoy~! :P

1 day passed for 2008

2008-01-02T09:20:00.000+08:00

So a day had passed for 2008, Today is Wednesday 02-01-2008. Nothing new yet... no flying cars, no beam-me-up-scottie thingie yet.

So how's your new years resolution up till now? Broken any resolution yet? :)

Well, been working all thru these holidays (raya haji, x'mas, ny). Break on weekends only.. still nothing new to report. Probably planning a break for CNY this coming month. Not sure if we have off for CNY ~!

More reports later. Dunno what to blog now. ciao ~~

Ending 2007... Welcome 2008

2007-12-31T09:57:00.001+08:00

I Blame www.facebook.com for all the non post these few months ~!#$$%^*($^%# ~!!

Well, getting too hooked on facebook lately and had no interest in blogging anymore ?~~!! Just kidding. How can I not blog and stop half way? :P

So the end is near... I mean for 2007 :) anyone had any new years resolution yet? Want to quit something and start something new? why dun you just give up? every year's the same! Friend ask me what my resolution... want to stop smoking or not? when getting married?

I'll bloody stop smoking when I want to OKAY ~! kanasai... Let me ask how many of you out there really keep up to the resolution you made last year? Well I did :) hehe... but 1 out of 5 I did... the other 4 was just f*cked.

So will try again this year? ahhh f*cked.. I dun think so la... anyway have a great 2007 ending tonight and may all of you have a properous 2008 ahead ~!

2007-11-02T01:56:00.000+08:00

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: S.C@s.c
Date: Oct 31, 2007 9:25 PM
Subject: Penang food planning :)
To: -
Cc: -

Hi boy and girl,

Saturday
Lunch - Fatty Loh Chicken Rice (Tanjung Bungah)
Tea - Penang Road Cendol + Laksa
Dinner - Fried chicken Skin? / Mt Erskin (Pak Wan San) Western Food
Supper 9PM - Bukit Mertajam Duck Egg Char Koay Teow (need to check if still open, Near Railway)

Sunday
B/fast - Lai Lai Burma Road Prawn Mee
Lunch - what else u wanna eat? Super Tanker MangChang Kuih / Kuih Chup ?

Other alternatives : Kepala Batas OneTonne Mee, Longan Ice
: Go further North to Kedah, Sg Petani - By the railway side Mee Goreng
: Juru Mee Udang, Just underneath the Juru Hill or mountain.
Let me know then.

Regards,

Steve Chan

___________________________________________
Planning to come back penang and confirmed on 16th Nov 2007.... So it only fit to say...

3,2,1 Make some noise ~~~~

Crazee Burnout ...

2007-10-16T02:50:00.000+08:00

Have you ever played the PS2 games on Burnout? Burnout - Revenge?

This is the game where you break the speed limits (or Sound Barrier) using a car going as fast as you want and dun care if you ever crashed...

Found a real life Video on similar kinda things... Only here they use real cars. OMG!

So prepare for the burnout revenge... Europe vs the Middle East!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

You can brush my hair~ undress me everywhere~

2007-09-26T06:08:00.000+08:00

Still remember this song? hehe...

Found it accidentally!

Happy Mid Autumn Festival ~~~

2007-09-25T02:10:00.000+08:00

Hello all my friends who still read this junk. The reason I stop so long not blogging is to see if you guys really read this blog or not la ... leave a message if you see this new blog k?

Actually, it's already Mid-Autumn festival liao... It's also mark I am one year older according to my chinese calendar...

*lang-lang-lang~~ Gia teng lang~~*

It had really been a while for me to blog something up here. Busy la, no time la is all excuses. Just feels like leaving things goes as it is... everyday also go things to blog but scare u guys bored liao mah...

Well for me, this year is quite a radical year for me lo... can almost compare to the saying 'from zero to hero...' kekeke...

Anyways, if Sg Ara peeps reading this... hehehe... guess who's the person is in the picture below ! no price for guessing right tho!

2007-08-02T14:07:00.000+08:00

I am so tired today that I dream, Kit Kat getting married on top of the roof with kenny sia as masters of ceremony!

Freaky!

I woke right after that laughing ... cannot get back to sleep anymore ... kanasai :(

2007-08-02T05:40:00.000+08:00

iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...
iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...
iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...iamgoingtoblogagainsoon...

2007-07-13T16:04:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday to YOU~~
Happy Birthday to YOU~~
Happy Birthday to Jessy~~
Happy Birthday to YOU~~

I wish you a happy birthday, may all your dreams come true! I love You!

2007-07-05T18:13:00.000+08:00

Inter-D Soccer...

This is my first, since joining the company back in Nov 06, Inter-Department Soccer Tournament. First match was shREDder vs FoxPro. I am in shREDder of course!

vs

It was also my first time back playing field football after what was like years but actually only 4 months laa...

The game was held in UNITEN (University Tenaga), somewhere near Bangi. The road was so messed up I still cannot remember the way after 2 trips there!

Dato fetch me there yesterday (game was on 4th of July 07) at about 4.15pm, reaching and getting ready for the game at 5.

Getting geared up as soon as we are there, wanting to get on the field and run a few rounds to warm up before the game started.

after 2 short distance run, I am already out of breath but still maintain my hansome-ness... and the games had not started yet!

By the time the game starts, I had already vomitted once outside the field 5 mins before the game, recover and missed a great chance to score against Jeremy on the goal!

Here's Jeremy catching my mis-kick ball from the air. No need to see his face la ... in my blog I am de most important one ...

Few minutes later, our team score 1 againts Foxpro and that's the lead we took in to halftime. Tired like gila for 10 mins then we went in for 2nd half. I think I need to exercise more cos by 15 mins into the 2nd half, I was tired like hell... Luckily for the rolling substitution, we can change whenever we want, as many times as we want!

here's my not-so-handsome-but-tired-face-getting-out-of-the-field look....

Anyway, end of the match we won 3-0! Yea... I played a part in the 3rd goal... So, even I sucked BIG time in that match, I still have contribution ya! hehehe... and I have prove I work hard for the team!

I had my arm injured in the first half and play "almost" the whole game! And my arm still hurts now!

By the way, Thanks to Gary I had all these nice photo to blog la... If I dun tell people, how they know where the photo come from? correct or not?

2007-07-03T15:09:00.000+08:00

A sneak preview of the up coming summer series 'A kid with a Cat' (post requested by tonne, hyong & co.)

Things happens in wedding

2007-06-26T11:37:00.000+08:00

Well, how many times did you not go to the wedding and came back drunk? I mean those who drinks la ... and how many times what you deem is appropriate but to other people it was just downright funny at that time?

We all had our fair share of funny weddings but for myself, Sing Yeh's the best! I am not sure is friend or family member but there's this uncle that make fun of himself to entertain others. My friend Soon also same² la..

Here's a few clips that you may enjoy.

Malaysian Andy Lau singing 'Ai Piah Chia eh Iah' (Must Fight only Can Win)

Ah Soon do a sing-a-long...

multi-blog

2007-06-25T10:43:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not updating for a few weeks ... been busy with things. Planning to get a prosumer camera... Miss out on the Japan GT last weekend.

So What happen is I am going to keep blogging on this post so it will grow longer and longer...

Alright then, Let's go back to June 17th while we are on our way back to KL from Penang. I am in a car while my friend's driving when suddenly he said LOOK AT THAT SIGN BOARD!

UTAMAKAN KENDERAAN DALAM KECEMASAN

Literally it means Prioritize Your Vehicle in Case of Emergency. So does it means In Case of Emergency Don't Prioritize Your Life?

Now the goberment wants to use Engrish for school subjects and then they revert the de-chi-chion back to use Bahasa Kebangsaan... And we still see this kind of road sign all over the country.

Well, I will say they meant well on that road sign. It really means to Utamakan Kenderaan Lain Jikalau Kecemasan, so not to harm other cars thus harming another life. But sometimes when we take things literally, it's really funny.

After coming back to KL >> There's shocking news at work! NSFMBAW. Ask me for more details and I will let u know if I feels like it.

ps: NSFW = not safe for work / NSFMBAW = not safe for me bloggin about work :p

Port Dickson Refinery Visit! 21st June

Well, First Shell visit for me this trip is... oops wrong movie... Now actually can't wait for Transformers to show!

Went to Shell Refining Company (Federation of Malaya) Berhad for a business visit. To see² Look² how the refinery looks like lo... It was Strictly NO Camera, NO Phone, No Lighter when entering the refinery but on the outside, It was a camera snapping, picture focusing, people posing frenzy as there's a lot of digital camera and phone camera around!

Ahh... I did say people posing huh...

Look at me... I am so cute... somewhere in that bunch of people group photo! not the small group!

I'm in here as well!

Peroton Generasi-dua : Breaking news ! !
A few weeks back Peroton report partnership with VW for all the cars Peroton going to make this coming years in our Malaysia Boleh-an country.

A Sneak preview on the latest Malaysia Boleh vehicles which defy gravity, a vehicles that makes 'Back to the Future' - Delorean,hide in shame. Of cos Delorean is only a movie prop and it's not real but MALAYSIA BOLEH. We Makes the Impossible, POSSIBLE!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Peroton Generasi-Dua!
Look, No tyres and is hovering in mid air! Amazing for a small country like Malaysia to achieve. Beat that Singapore!

(actually the car tyres, all 4 of them, was stolen la... No hover car yet even we are in the 21st century already... so disappointed!)

Kelakuan Pemuda Penang Yang terlampau... (requested post by ABS)

A bunch of Penang guys in Penang gathers to do some immoral activities in a club... It started as a group photo, when the BOTAK guy started to get hornie... (*horn* *horn*)

After persuading another blue shirt hornie guy they attack the other guy in stripes shirt! They (the blue bois) kisses and fumbling all over this stripe shirt guy....
Until the stripe shirt guy broke down in tears!
The Right Blue Boi said to Left BOTAK blue boi : U make me do it!
The Left BOTAK blue boi said to Right Blue Boi : As if u dun enjoy it!

The red shirt guy is ABS aka camera guy... their partner in crime.

Sekian Terima Kasih.

Malaysia Boleh attitude

2007-06-07T12:38:00.002+08:00

Anything can happen in Malaysia...

Especially on the road!

How do you handle critics..?

2007-06-06T13:22:00.000+08:00

I have absolutely no idea how I would take it but ... I think I might have fun!

below is the clip where Paris Hilton kena hantam kao kao by Sarah Silverman

Shell/Ferrari toy-car with figurine model...

2007-05-30T23:06:00.001+08:00

Shell/Ferrari toy-car with figurine model...

Thanks to Gary for his expertise with a camera, now we have better picture taken with a figurine for the Shell/Ferrari car.

pssttt... Click on the photo to go to Gary's Link in Picasa!

YNWA

2007-05-24T17:46:00.000+08:00

Dato brings me to Sri Hartamas to watch the finals of Liverpool vs AC Milan. Went along with Vijay and reach there about 12 midnight.

The environment was great. Bunch of Liverpool's fans hanging around in MyHomeBistro singing You'll Never Walk Alone and some other bunch of rewrote script of Que Sera Sera, etc...

However, Liverpool lost the Champions League final 2-1 to Milan.

Damn sad man. I am down all day.

Anyway looking on the bright side, we will have a rebuilding next season. With the money invested by the Americans, I hope we will buy some really really world class player soon to play with Gerrard.

Here's the clip from my phone camera that I capture last night. Enjoy You'll Never Walk Alone.

Meeting Jimmy in Genting...

2007-05-21T22:57:00.000+08:00

Went to Genting Highlands on Saturday to meet an old friend, Jimmy G...

My wife said he's getting fatter, I think he looks just nice. Better than being skinny like a stick (like me :( ).

Well It had been a while since I had a holiday, so this one day trip is consider a holiday for me la ... No time, no $$$ to do anything fancy la...

Anyways, it had been a nice trip with few minor scares. We'll leave that out for now. Nice seeing you again Jimmy!

Happenings in Sports Arena... Cyber J

2007-05-18T18:34:00.000+08:00

This is happening tomorrow in Cyberjaya...

If you are around or wanted to go there, this is something you can check out on.

and of cos dun forget the English FA Cup Finals!

I wanna move to Norway... I Love Art...

2007-05-17T13:29:00.000+08:00

I am moving to Oslo, Norway soon by the look of things.

Flour price in Malaysia, I heard, is increased by 15cents/kilo.

In Oslo they tax exempt for art... I am an artist. I love and admire arts... all arts form.

I am moving to Oslo soon friend, wanna join me?

Mr. Retard?

2007-05-16T15:43:00.000+08:00

Oooooookay....

Receive my weekly updates for things to buy from a toy shop when I found this picture here.

It's called Mr. Retarder Mild. Supposedly used on painting your figurine (never used it before so i am guessing here) to make it retarted mildly?

If I use this on my friend, can I make them a retard or not ? even a bit mild I am happy with if... Do you sell Mr. Retarder STRONG or SUPER STRONG? Hey, this makes a hell of a good april fools toys.

Makes the people around you retarded... nice huh!

There's 2 less lonely people in the world~~~

2007-05-14T13:19:00.000+08:00

There's 2 less lonely people in the world~~~ tonite....

That's how the song goes la... but this happens a few days/weeks back. I forgot ... But just to FYI all my friend, our friend is hooked! 2 Friends actually.

Hmm... Shud I name names here...

Can't decide, gonna let go of that first ...

Say one thing... Do the other...

2007-05-10T14:18:00.000+08:00

Ain't it funny when you see people say one thing and when you turn around they do the other?

What I mean is, let's say you mention to everyone 'oooh... I hate to do that' but you go ahead and DO THAT THING U HATE?

hmm... sound familiar?

Well I think human is liddat lo. The more they hated that things, or people, the more they are curious and wanted to know more. It's balance I assume.

I remember that I told my mom 'I hate the smokes from dad's ciggarette...' and look at me now ... :(

Then I find it funny to see some friends that used to say it in front of me, 'My god, look at that couple doing it/kissing/farting/etc in the public... GET A ROOM!' or 'KNNCCB... Geli lo... GET A ROOM!'

Well I am going to say here is 'GET A ROOM!' ... he he he ... I just find it funny that people can say one thing and do the other under different circumstances. Think about it ...

ps: this story is meant to tease/tiok/perli/kong/advertise/make fun to certain people that you may or may not know... If u 'beh song', 'beh song' la ... hahaha

Repeat of the 2005 Champions League Final

2007-05-03T06:00:00.000+08:00

The Final is between Liverpool and AC Milan.

Liverpool won 4-1 on penalties over Chelsea, AC Milan beats MU 3-0 on the second leg.

Since this is a repeat, then Liverpool will win!

Here's the memories from 2005... Highly anticipating the finals in Athens.

YNWA

2007-05-02T09:45:00.000+08:00

Liverpool won against Chelsea...

Trailing by a goal down from the first Semi's, Liverpool won 1-0 on the return leg and tied the Semi Final 1-1 on normal time. Extra time went and gone goalless, Liverpool won on Penalties 4-1.

Zenden, Alonso, Gerrard and Kuyt scores for Liverpool on Penalty. For poor Chelsea they miss thru Robben on the first penalty, Lampard score and miss again by Geremi.

So now, for all Liverpool fans... YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE...

Let's relived 2005 Semi's against the same opponent who lost... Chelski

Issues

2007-04-24T02:20:00.000+08:00

Okay, Okay, Okay.... Long time no update HoooooO~~~

Alright all my readers, I am back!

Actually these few weeks I had had my issues, thus it became the dreaded dead blog that I myself hated! I am trying to revive it now so bear with me if I do bore you out!

Anyway, what happens these few weeks back u ask? Well for starter, I crashed Arowana AGAIN! Well, I am careful as I know my tyres is bald and needed to get it changed the next day. But before the day comes I already crash into the divider the night I off work. :(

Then about work ler have felt the pressure already lo. A guy is moving out, My sup is moving out so left (currently) me, another guy and a gal. All 3 of us is quite new and we need to handles the mailbox already.

And cos the guy is moving out, All 3 of us are in permanent noon and nite shift for 4 weeks. Not that I dun like but transport problem la ... I know Catz are letting me borrowing her car but with my record of crashing currently (2x in 2months), I am really a bit scared la...

Well planning to get a different car now as we (my family and I) decide to sell off Arowana now... So headache lo... what car to buy? I dunwan to buy new car liao ... Probably a 2nd hand.

But with my condition (still scare to drive) I dunno when will I recover!

sigh...

Anyway, Arowana is fixed (AGAIN) this week. Might temporary use that first. Waiting for dad to settle the JPJ document then will probably bring it back to Penang to sell off.

Thanks for all my friends support and of cos my x-GF as well. I am an ASS these few weeks... I know... YOU dun have to remind me again!

Amazing BALLS...

2007-04-13T20:30:00.000+08:00

Stick a few Balls together and u can spun it liddis!

Prank... on Digi

2007-04-06T20:17:00.000+08:00

Went out to dinner today, 6th April 2007 - 6+PM, with Cats and RedDragon.

See's both of them too bored so think of a topic to discuss.

me : Eh, ever wonder why we never see the yellow man around? I thought Cats use Digi?!
Red : yah hoh... I tot they follow you around everywhere... *looking at Cats*
Cats : I dunno...

Then we talk sommore about it and decide to call Digi Call Center to ask...

DigiGuy : Hedo... Digi call center...
Me : eh... I wanna ask how come I dun see the yellow guy... ? My flen here use Digi but still cannot see him, ain't he suppose to follow her around ?
DigiGuy : ha! Pardon? Yellow Guy?
Me : Yah... that guy we all see in TV one ah...

DigiGuy proceed to ask for my name then explain that is a symbol... Shows that Digi Coverrage is KEAT! Numero Uno! liddat...

Then me cannot tahan anymore, *both Cats and Red laughing like hell liao*, I then thank him lo... Tell him to have a nice day...

After that only we realise we should have ask him to check if got recording please send to me...

DigiGuy or anyone who read this work in Digi callcenter or any friends who work there... Please get them to check and send me the recording ho bo? Kamsiah...

kekeke...

Next round planning to call Maxis. Wanna ask them how come we dun have Red Man running around also .. ?

Gordian

2007-04-03T11:08:00.000+08:00

A gentle reminder to all Robot Anime lovers... I remember in the 80's I like this very much.

Now I found it in youtube, I wanna get the figurine for myself! hahaha...

enjoy

New Heroes series...

2007-03-28T03:56:00.000+08:00

all in random

2007-03-27T03:44:00.000+08:00

March 17th - 18th : gone back Penang via 'uDaraAsia' ... Cheap enough compare to driving back yourself but makes me remembers 'BMW' (Bas Mini Wilayah). The seating is unorderly, means u get to sit where-ever-ur-ass-feels-like-it. I can almost hear the Captain yell... "Masuk~~!! Dalam bole masuk lagi~~~".

Food on plane is super expensive, A can of soda water is RM5 (Totally daylight Robbery) but of course u can choose not to buy la... Air Stewardess is pathetic, not polite and act like a whore. Bitch.

One up on 'uDaraAsia' is the fee is reasonable niah lo... not much plus that can see...

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Work : Met a fuck-up colleague and practically fuck-up everybody's day even when it is not around. Note that I used 'it', as 'it' or that thing only qualify to be things... not a living human. Even poo is not as disgusting as this colleague of mine.

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X-GF : coming to kay ell to stay with me... dowan to talk about it anymore

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Car : Probably be ready in this 2 weeks time.

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House : Got new housemate, so now the rent we need to pay individually is much less. So can save more money and screw it all up somewhere else... yea...

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Life : been GREAT! hehe... overall status, Very Happy... why? I no longer have to endure Dumb Environment and I don't live a Lame Life...

ciao

Who Likes SPAM?

2007-03-16T20:24:00.000+08:00

I think EVERYONE hates SPAM.

It is irritating to see it in your mailboxes, things that you don't need or does not make sense at all.

Some even include the "friendly" neighbourhood viruses in those SPAM.

Well I like SPAM...

Not those in the emails tho. I like this SPAM...

Warning: Delicious

Hehehe...

I am not hip hop kaki

2007-03-11T16:39:00.000+08:00

2007-03-09T15:26:00.000+08:00

2007-03-05T14:53:00.000+08:00

Sometimes people forget how hard it is to earn some living...

This is a reminder to you guys and gals out there.

I am still alive V.2

2007-02-24T01:41:00.000+08:00

Here's a clearer picture I took yesterday. So sad my car become like this...

:( *sob*

I am still alive

2007-02-21T23:06:00.000+08:00

3rd day of CNY... Should be a happy day with reunion of the family. Well came back at night from Penang to Kay El, encounter a stupid chee bye guy on the highway. Opposite road have a fatality accident and on my side of the road, a stupid car driven by a stupid (and I think is drunk) guy, 'kepo' and stop on the speeding lane and put on the double signal.

And what happens next? I emergency brake, Jammed my brake with both my feet and the car went screeching and "BANG"! Gone was my 'Arowana'. So car now in Ipoh to claim insurance repair. Frontal part was damage big time.

Hurts my left leg and left hand. Hurts my neck from the crash and was slapped with a 300 bucks fine. Sipek soi siao.

Car was estimated a 7000 bucks repair and luckily covered by insurance. Now my body still ache from the crash and dunno can sleep or not tonight. Sigh... I am lucky I am still alive. Thank God.

Taken 2 night photos from my car. Quality not so good... But that's how my car look like now :(

Side of my car

Front of my car :( wanna cry!

no $$$ no life

2007-02-09T11:08:00.000+08:00

a friend send me this to my work email... I can't say her name becos she works there... anyway from this comic strips, the artist knows more than then employee themselves... hahaha, it's hilarious as if this is an open secret to everybody.

who-ever-work-there... enjoy your work then...

You have No Money and No Life!

Direct Translation...

2007-02-07T09:15:00.000+08:00

Malaysian like it...

Really, I am not lying... for example chinese hokkien will say 'bin che che' whenever something bad happens and you really scared. They will translate 'bin che che' to face green²...

Well I think you get what I mean. So this happen not only to chinese slang to english, it happens everytime.

Take a load of this... Found it in MPH Subang Parade...

2007-02-02T20:53:00.000+08:00

Surfing the net and came up with this!

Super funny pranks on Star Wars....

Enjoy.

Alright... Star Wars Gangsta is removed from youtube... But no worries dude and dudess... Here I got a funny video from a friend doing stupid stuffs...

2007-01-25T05:10:00.000+08:00

Okay... Login to my blogpatrol to check status and I found this ~~!!

Well, Some bloody perverted guy or gal google for "My Uncle Screwme" found a way to my blog! Bloody hell, KNNCCB! Poohkie ler...

Ini semua tmnet screwme punya pasal laa... attract all the perverts here!

2007-01-19T13:48:00.000+08:00

a cute baby of my friend. My old school mate's daughter.

2007-01-17T15:43:00.000+08:00

Tribute to my car... The Perodua Arowana... kekeke...

Anyway, saja nothing to blog liao mah post my car in my blog can? My trusty lil'car that bring me back to Penang from Kay elle. My trusty lil'car that fetch me to work and home. My trusty lil'car that buy's breakfast for me and drive me to clinic when I am sick.

Planning to fix a new horn, the louder the better, so I can hock the silly kay elle driver. Planning to fix the ciggie lighter so I can charge my trusty motorola HP in my trusty arowana. Planning to change tyre/rims for more comfortable long distance drive.

Anyway, here's the picture of my Arowana... pretty lil'car isn't she?

WPC9466

2007-01-05T13:43:00.000+08:00

Time : 12.15PM (Lunch time)
Date : Friday 5th Jan 2007
Location : Highway from CyberJaya to Dengkil
Incident : Litter bug throws a whole pile of finished yakult while doing an 80km/h with Catz following directly behind this car!
Car number Plate : WPC 9466
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Remember this bloody car... I dun think the driver is the main culprit but his friend who is seated directly behind the driver is the damn big assholes of all. This assholes actually throw a 5 empty packets Yakult out the windows while the driver is doing an 80 km/h on the highway.

Hey use ur brain laa... U know how dangerous it is or not doing that? If a bikers skid or crashed how? NO BRAINERS!

Anyway the rest in the car also assholes! Never attempt to scold/screw/stop that Big Assholes from throwing more stuffs out the car!

When we enter Dengkil from the highway, that assholes throw tissue somemore as if the road belong to the assholes ancestor!

Cibai... If I ever see that face again I will take his picture and blog it up in the net! So better dun meet me again lo...

Screwme

2007-01-04T11:26:00.000+08:00

Well, that's basically what streamyx is asking for... Screwme. This is my first experience dealing with TM again after 7 years registering TMNET 1515 with them. I had read a lot of bad experience with screwme in 'geekchic' and probably in Alvin's Blog.

But I never expect them to be so fucked up. I had call them a few times, and each time I really really had to repeat myself again to tell them what the fuck is going on! Helloo… you are a call center okay. You can check my details ok? + they never gimme any reference number as well.

So today is the 10th day since we first install the modem. Light still flashing. Had connect the wall point to the modem (w/o the splitter) 4 times. And the screwme agent still ask me to do it again.

Again they told me the jumper is setup already from their side, the line should be working fine. Bla bla bla… Today, the onsite contractor called Catz. Told Catz that jumper not setup by Telekom. What the fuck. We were told that Telekom had set the copper jumper instead of Fiber Optic one. That’s why we cannot use the screwme. (yah we are getting the high end one... keng lee... but still cannot use ko..)

Okay… If liddat will need to call that screwme bugger up and screw him lo. What to do? Sigh… Hopefully can use. Else cancel use other services liao…

They should really change their name laa… Dun call Streamyx anymore. Either they kena screw or the customer (we la..) yang kena screw.. so better call screwme!

01-01-2007

2007-01-01T16:26:00.000+08:00

Happy new year everybody. I guess most of you are on a day or 2 off coming into the year 2007 huh.. Wow, that's nice. I am working on New Year Day itself. I am probably the first to work in the year 2007.

So how's the New year party? Been anywhere nice, had any adventure during the holidays?

Anyway, Here I want to wish everyone to have a happy and prosperous year 2007! Take care y'all...

From -KCB-

2007 is a goodyear

2006-12-27T18:52:00.000+08:00

Q: Why 2007 is a good year?
A: Because 10 is scare of 7!

Q: Why 10 is scared of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9

note: I am bored, sorry.

(For those that dungettit... Seven ate Nine)

I dunno why I did it but I did it with the fitness ball...

2006-12-26T19:36:00.001+08:00

It could probably be the heat...

It could be the working pressure...

It could be the effect after moving to a new place...

It may even be because I am in kay elle for all I know...

And I really dunno why I did it but I did it with the fitness ball !!! (Not sex okay you pervert !!!)

Saturday night bowl

2006-12-18T13:40:00.000+08:00

Okay this happens sometime back... Must thanks Ton for the great video editing! U r the best! And thanks Catz for sending the file to me phone!

This bowling thing and Spinz happens in Sunshine Square! Enjoy!

Busy for a week

2006-12-15T04:53:00.000+08:00

Heloo readers, How are you feeling today? It had been a long week for me and I am feelin great! I am moving to a new home today! So anyone wanna come for the house warming party?

Well I planned to have the party at some pub laa... but that does not consider house warming liao isn't it? hahaha... OK, basically had not blog for approx 9 days. Busy transferring my life to shift work, and I like it! For the whole month only one (1, satu, -) week works for full 5 days! Then have 2 weeks that work for 4 days and 1 week work for 3 days!

So that adds up to 16 days work / month! Of course one day I work more than 8 hrs laa... I work 10 hours / day! OK mah... more days to rest! More money to use! hmm... not bad considering this is a contract job. But contract with opportunity to convert permanent! Okay mah!

That's me busy with work, but when not work time ler? cannot blog meh? Can, but have new house to clean, got new keys to duplicate, got car park to apply and need to do the stickers stuff ler? So many things to buy, so many gals to see, so many pubs to hang out! Where got time to blog?

So now working in the office (me in night shift this 2 days ... ) waiting for the applications to run, take some time to write something laa... else my readers all lazy to come here liao.

Anyway, for those I had called, chat in gmail, msg... You have certainly keep me up-to-date with the things happening to you guys and gals. For those who have promotion, congratulations. I am Jealous cos I do not have the chances when I wanted it most.

For my friend whom I forget to call, msg, please do forgive me. I have so many things to do at once so it bound to left out some of you guys and gals. For the friend who still hates me but still read this posts, wish you happy forever. For one particular guy in Costa Rica who reads this blog please remember to take more gals picture and remember as well my souvenirs. And the rest of the world have a nice week ahead!

Cheers.

Nice reading... Got from email somewhere...

2006-12-06T16:19:00.000+08:00

WHY EMPLOYEES LEAVE ORGANISATIONS? - Azim Premji, CEO - Wipro

Every company faces the problem of people leaving the company for better pay or profile. Early this year, Mark, a senior software designer, got an offer from a
prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specialized software. He was thrilled by the offer. He had heard a lot about the CEO. The salary was great. The company had all the right systems in place employee-friendly human resources (HR) policies, a spanking new office,and the very best technology,even a canteen that served superb food.

Twice Mark was sent abroad for training. "My learning curve is the sharpest it's ever been," he said soon after he joined. Last week, less than eight months after he joined, Mark walked out of the job. Why did this talented employee leave? Arun quit for the same reason that drives many good people away.

The answer lies in one of the largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization. The study surveyed over a million employees and 80,000 managers and was published in a book called "First Break All The Rules". It came up with this surprising finding: If you're losing good people, look to their immediate boss. Immediate boss is the reason people stay and thrive in an organization. And he 's the reason why people leave. When people leave they take knowledge, experience and contacts with them, straight to the competition. "People leave managers not companies," write the authors Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman.

Mostly manager drives people away?
HR experts say that of all the abuses, employees find humiliation the most intolerable. The first time, an employee may not leave,but a thought has been planted. The second time, that thought gets strengthened. The third time, he looks for another job.

When people cannot retort openly in anger, they do so by passive aggression. By digging their heels in and slowing down. By doing only what they are told to do and no more. By omitting to give the boss crucial information. Dev says: "If you work for a jerk, you basically want to get him into trouble. You don 't have your heart and soul in the job."

Different managers can stress out employees in different ways - by being too controlling, too suspicious, too pushy, too critical, but they forget that workers are not fixed assets, they are free agents. When this goes on too long, an employee will quit - often over a trivial issue.

Talented men leave. Dead wood doesn't.

"Jack Welch of GE once said. A company's value lies "between the ears of its employees".

2006-11-30T07:37:00.000+08:00

Okay... we have talk about our greatest fear, we have talk a lot of shits as well... We literally talk 'shit', describing how we poo, how wet it is, what smell but we never do it live. We never even show it to our beloved friends!

Well... I found this surfing the youtube. Literally you can now see someone shitz online! hahaha... enjoy y'all!

2006-11-28T16:47:00.000+08:00

Thanks Ravi for the stupid video of me....

Starting Night shifts

2006-11-28T02:40:00.000+08:00

Okay... I am able to blog in the middle of the night is because I am on night shift now. 9PM to 7AM. Weird timing huh... hehehe. Actually I had done this kinda shifts back in 2002 also. But that was like 4 years ago.

Now getting a bit sleepy liao... Long time no work shifts liao mah... I found it fun as no one around and I got the whole place for myself! hahaha~ U can sing song aloud and nobody cares... like my colleague here!? Probably not nude though, a lot of security walking around the clock.

So started my real work this week, no login to calls but lots of email support need to test. The real system still under project mode so a lot of updates and a lot of improvement can be made. So, Going to learn the system and probably give them a piece of my mind what need to be improved? Hmmm... Sound like trouble huh?

Well it's me mah... If I see things not going right I will say it out one... Like that lo being me~ Always true and never pretend.

OK laa... got email pouring in like mad from U.S. blog later laa...

Fakking Transexual.... Chee Bye

2006-11-25T12:04:00.000+08:00

Okay... Yesterday I saw a msg saying me long time no blog... Friend asking me if I am too busy now working in Cyber J... Okay, I am a bit busy and training is fucked. However, I like this job. Many things extra that I can learn and catched up. So I noticed I had been lack of blog post for 2 weeks. Soli lo... hehehe...

Well you guys must been thinking. How come my title different from what I am telling now? Be patience... I am getting there soon.

Anyway, Yesterday after work just like normal days jammed like hell... Reached home bout 7 something. Had me dinner and starts reinstalling one of the notebook in the living room for my uncle. Everything went smoothly until about 8.45pm, Kit called me to go to Sri Hartamas to see cars (And of cos I went there to see gals).

So I dressed up a T-shirt and jeans and drive north to fetch Kit & co. And on my way there, Its a first time I drive like Kay El peeple... Everywhere also Jam. Everywhere also have cars! Damn I hate driving in Kay El. Basically with me driving like a mad Kay El peeple, I still reached Kit's place about 40 mins later.

Reached Sri Hartamas about 10++pm and really Lots of cars and lots of gals. The car accessories show was directly in front of 'SODA'. So as expected the guys drooling over the cars while me drooling over the gals.

Really A lot of gals one... All sexy² lady walking up and down thru and fro... Until eyes dowan to blink! hehehe... (note to my ex-gf : I look only laa... nothing happen okay... )

Okay, we are there like for 30mins TOP and they all wanna left already! What! Leaving so soon? Kit's said no car liao... so go somewhere for a drink. Okay loo... somewhere mah somewhere lo... anyway pocket quite empty also, salary not out yet... nvm... wait till salary out! hahaha!

So next stop was back to Kepong where there's a Club they call Dreamer... Canto they said is 'Mong Siong'. According to 'T' a lot of gals laa, wear sexy² laa, will come over to talk to us one laa... Okay~ Sound Interesting enough. Well what are we waiting for? Let's Go.

So back to Metro Prima... Went around a bit and they brought me to Dreamer. Kanne hear the name also wet liao... I wonder what will happen when I am there... Kanasai... How I wish I am not there when I am there and rather be not there....

PKM... U know what happens when we got there? Okay nothing much happen at first. We sat down, order a few beers, enjoying the song (some pukima on open karaoke) then 'T' and Gary ran out. Weird~ what happen to them? The song so bad? Then Gary come in and dragged Kit out... Hmmm ~ What are they up to?

3 of them come back laughing... and then it happens. This fakking trans come over to me and say hi...

!!!!!!!!!

Kana... If this is Penang I will hamtam him/her kick this thing out from my sight! The guys still laughing! Chee Bye. Quick² drink the damn beer (3 Jugs of them) Finish about 30 mins time... Then we left! Kannina~

That was the worse drinking experience ever! cipet! But anyway I got to see the high class drinking hole and the low class one. So such experience had definitely scarred my life forever! damn trans~thing! arghhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

First blog in kay el... chee bye dliver!

2006-11-10T22:22:00.000+08:00

OKOK... Long time no post. Today Friday mah... Tomolo no work so mah can blog liao loo... Soli for all the peeple who are waiting for me to update my post ah... Telima Kacih manyak². Busy mah, First week at work u know.

So what happen to me in kay el lee... Basically not much happens laa... Work niah mah. Evehliwhere also same one. I reached kay el last Sunday afternoon looo... So the damn first thing I noticed is the chee bye kay el punya dliver.

Of cos not all kay el dliver is like this but most of them are like that laa... If u from kay el and u dun drive like this then good for u loo... I am not saying about u loo. If u are (the type of dliver I am about to talk here) then I also dun gif a damn loo... Dun like mah turn off your damn pc loo... Format & reload ur komputer laa pan!

These kay el dliver, no matter they are from kay el itself or from peenang or johhoh or anniwear laa, all crazy one. Speeding lane (the most right lane) minimum-nya speed is 120km/h. Slower abit also they will hi-light hi-light one... Then the slow lane (the most left lane) become the alternative lane to overtake cars.

What happens to the Middle lane? Ahhh... this lane are reserved for those pookie-mah that drive at 50km/h one... U say laa, pookie bo? So u can see the car speeding on the most left lane cutting across to the most right lane and cut back to most left before settle for the middle lane and go slow. Duno what I am saying? Me also dunno how to ehsplain lah... Come kay el and see for urself!

Of cos as I said not eblibardi is like that. But most of them ah. Me also scare meself will become those pookie-mah chau chee bye liddat... And you guys may wonder why I uses all the hard to understand, spes-shole spes-shole word liddis in my blog... Well from my keen ob-sur-veh-shun for 5 days in a food court near my work plesh, kay el people speaks hinggris liddis!

Yeah! Malaysia Boleh!

ps: - this blog may or may not provoke you but it's content are probably noticed by only me. i know my hinggris may or may not be better than yurs but remember this is my blog. I write what I wanna write. I dun care what u may say...

Journey to the South of Malaysia... Kay El..

2006-11-04T02:13:00.000+08:00

It had been a very busy week for me… (a bit long post… dun bitch!)

Let me recapped what happen since last Friday. First I receive a call on Thursday afternoon from a job agency requesting me to go for an interview in kay el. So I rushed to get tickets for kay el the same night and shoot down south at 11pm Thursday.

Reached Duta about 4am Friday morning. Damn early in the morning. Took a taxi that charge me double for midnite fees. Reached my aunt house at about 4.30am. Sleep for a while and Kit fetch me to an interview at his current work place. Interview went well but the offer is a bit low for kay el standard.

After the interview at about 12pm, we went for lunch. Received a call from Gil asking me to go happy hour! Chee bye. Siao one this fella. After lunch, Kit bring me to my next interview in Cyber J. Interview about 2pm to 3pm, Kit drop me home and I stayed for the nite on Friday in kay el.

The next day, Saturday, Kit fetches me to Pudu and I came back Penang at night. Gil came to Penang the same (mache chee bye *%^&* &*^%*$#@@) day. That Saturday nite we go clubbing in SS. Luckily not so much drink and I only get to go back on Sunday morning 4am.

Nothing much happen on Sunday, we went for vegetarian food in the morning. Go home rest. Went to Gurney Hotel where Gil checked in. Very nice place. Sweet swimming pool. Will post the picture in Flickr soon. That nite also went to Japanese food in Gurney. Also have picture, will post Flickr also. Check it out laa.. Dun think be so soon. Yah my number plate also dunno drop where also… Need to get new one.

Monday also not much happens. Cyber J Company call and reduce my salary call to a few hundred. Still more than I earned in last company. Cincai. Tell them OK to proceed. Wait till Wednesday when they at last called and offer me the job there. Need to get to kay el to sign the contract on Thursday. One day trip to kay el and back to Penang within 12 hours.

Friday already back to hometown, get my car serviced but the brake light still not fixed. Saturday go let them fix again. Have to buy 2 phone with 3G, ex gf wanna check on me in kay el… sigh…

Sunday morning will journey down south to kay el. Starts works on Monday. So it had been the busiest week of my 3 months w/o work. Well that’s basically sums up all of the week… See you in kay el soon! Tata

Haze day be-gone... journeying to the south...

2006-10-26T18:47:00.000+08:00

Today, I can see Butterworth in the distance from my apartment in Penang. First time since 3 or 4 weeks ago. This week is 9 Emperor's God festival so had been raining for a few days straight already. The air feels fresher also lee...

The most significant thing is I dun sneeze too often now. This is good for me. With the haze for the past 3 weeks my eyes are sore and had been sneezing every few minutes. I got no control over my body eh…

It’s good to see clear sky again. Miss the blue sky in Penang very much.

I receive a call from KL for an interview so should be getting down there tonite and get ready for the interview tomolo. Called my aunt and Kit. Hope they are free to fetch me to my interview destination in Cyberjaya. So I am going to buy the bus ticket now and hopefully is not fully booked. Else I may need to drive down liao…

Bus leaving Penang at 1145PM. Will leave my ex-gf in Penang alone. Sort of holiday alone. Hehehe… More good news tomolo, I hope.

Kisah pemuda terlampau...

2006-10-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

Kisah pemuda terlampau di Northam Beach Cafe...

Di atas permintaan ramai, gambar ini dipamerkan di internet bagi memuaskan nafsu kalian yang terlampau. Sekian, Terima Kasih.

Wartawan Tv17.

Status - Legally married

2006-10-23T23:34:00.000+08:00

I am in Jail for life! sigh... Signed the Registration of Marriage yesterday, 22nd Oct 2006. Mom, cousin and aunt follow me to the registration. There my futures waiting for me. My best friend from hometown becomes my witness. Signed and wear the golden hoops like sun wukong from Journey to the West.

Anyway, no regrets luckily. I thought I will be scared but I feel certain rushed of calmness when signed the document. It feels like no worries of the world. I dunno how to say it but its calm and warmth.

So I am legally married now. For the Chinese custom thingie will have to wait for a few years first. Not yet ready to give ang pow! haha... Cheers... to me?

And today 23rd Oct 2006 marked the 3rd anniversary of my Union Café® - Penang Blog. Happy birthday to my blog then. I had upgraded you to blogger beta, so hope that’s what you want!

How much Ur IQ?

2006-10-20T13:14:00.000+08:00

Try test ur IQ here...

So how much ur score is? Lemme know k?

Sorry to all the girls…

2006-10-17T21:28:00.000+08:00

Hi gals, I wish here to say sorry to you all. I am sorry cos I cannot be with you anymore. I am going to register for marriage with the best girl in my life.

Hehehe, I am going to lose my single status to MBA. Frighten and excited all the time. Here I am with this gal of mine for 5 years, to swear to be with each other till death do us part. Giving up the my singular freedom and live with this gal stuck in my life! Freaky!

I dunno, just wish for the best. I am becoming lou chan very fast! Help!

And friend… I am getting registered on Sunday 22^nd Oct 2006, this Sunday. Wanna come? In my hometown Kepala Batas. Now gotta buy 2 rings for both of us! So talk later… me no more freedom left!

note: Due to overwhelming messages in MSN, PLEASE note that me register only... aboi do the chinese pai tee kong stuffs and wedding dinner. Mai kin cheong... If got wedding dinner time will let u all know... Will give u red bomb.

2006-10-14T23:56:00.000+08:00

Watching Liverpool and scrap the idea of romantic movie with my future wife. Started to get irritated with the way they are playing and Blackburn is leading 1-0 for 60 mins already. Suddenly it’s 1-1. Liverpool somehow clawed one back from Bellamy! Ex-Blackburn player!

Now I got mood for Liverpool. It’s worth watching now and it’s worth to postponed the movie date to Sunday.

Liverpool attacking full force now, Liverpool’s goal comes from a corner kick by Aurelio headed in at the back post from Bellamy. Liverpool had been losing matches too often and hopes that this will bring their confidence back.

So many shots on goal and they cannot get more in. What happen to Liverpool laa… Their keeper sell and buy new one, makes so many mistakes in every match. I don’t understand why the manager likes Reina so much.

Now the more I see, the more irritated I become. Liverpool’s passing is not as good now. The ball control sucks, the run is good but nobody understand nobody in this game. Apa ni? Bola Kampong!

In the end, Liverpool 1 – 1 Blackburn. Yea~~ sian… at least not lost at home.

'eh ber lee ting' beta...

2006-10-14T19:17:00.000+08:00

First you got gmail in beta version... 2GB of space for you movie, pictures, junks-viagra-penis enlargement mail, etc.. etc.. That's the first for dunno how many years and suddenly everything is in beta version now.

Blogger have a beta version you can upgrade to at beta.blogger.com. I upgrade mine and cannot change back to the previous version. Not that I need to change it back as this new beta version works a lot more easier for me to mess around a bit. The html settings easier to manage and if you have adsense, this is easier than you thought!

Then Yahoo have their beta version as well and if I remember correctly, Hotmail change to Windows Live Mail a few months back. So everything in beta version. Very syok issit? I also thinking of beta version my blog. But what to beta la??? siao si bo? Crazee izzit...

The Yahoo mail now works fine and is better than last time. Easier to access email, attachment is improved for sending email. Don't have to wait so long anymore for one attachment to fit to the mail. Easier to navigate to each folder as well like inbox, draft etc...

For Hotmail, windows Live a bit troublesome. Took a long time to load the front page, and even opens an email w/o attachment take ages. Sometimes it will not be responding even you used in on the broadband line. More tune up needed on Hotmail still. And did I mention that Hotmail now is already 1GB? So a big improvement on the storage capacity.

Anyway, just to blog up my beta bike helmet that is not sold in Malaysia anymore. This half helmet is no longer allowed to be sold in shop and this is the only few left which is approved by SIRIM. My trusty helmet since 1999.

U think i can sell this for high price in ebay? :P

Hate it...

2006-10-10T15:44:00.000+08:00

Don't you hate it when you IM your friend and does not get any feedback from them? U want to ask them something but they will not reply and acted as if they are away?

I dunno laa... I msg a few friend but got no reply. Maybe they are not free or maybe they are just ignoring you. What do you do then? Beep them? It's irritating but they can still ignore that by lowering down the volume.

If you beep a few more times the worse case scenario will be, they blocked you from IM. Hahaha... So how you guys get ur friend attention then? Any good idea to share?

My way is send them one message, the one that will get their attention, the most impact it will make on you friend and get them to notice your msg. My way is to send 'I love You'. Hahahaha...

My burpday plezen...

2006-10-10T00:33:00.000+08:00

Thanks to leng teh Hao and Catz Su Ne for this thoughtful plezen... Kamsiah Kamsiah

It's my birthday... Again!

2006-10-06T15:56:00.000+08:00

Heloo heloo... It's my birthday again today! hahaha... Yesterday is English birthdate 5th Oct. Today is Chinese birthday Month 8 the 15th! Mooncake Festival...

Yea... 'Lang lang lang... Gia teng lang... Hoi hoi hoi... Gia tian hoi'! yea... Hehehe where's my present! If forget nevermind, Gimme money I buy myself! hahaha...

So happy Mooncake Festival... Any party tonite? Forgot to take a picture of the present Lengteh Hoa gimme. A lantern. A Hello Kitty lantern with spinning wheels and Crappy song in it! Kanasai... My GF said is cute! Anyway... will take a picture and post it in Flickr asap.

And Happy Mooncake Festival? hahahaa.... Happy Bird Day to me~~~!

Thank You...

2006-10-05T21:57:00.000+08:00

Thank you all for your wishes. Thanks for remembering my Burp~day today... hahaha... Anyway, I want to wish Mei Ying, Bee Kim and Alvin Happy Birthday too!!!

It's really hard to find one person who will have the same birthdate as you but I manage to find a few and Keep in touch with Three (3)!

Happy Birthday guys and gals. And May all your wishes comes true! Long Live Libran! There are more friends birthday coming ahead this month so stay tune to all the bird day boys and gals. And Happy Mooncake Festival? bwahahaha...

Bulan Ramadan.. Selamat Berpuasa..

2006-10-01T15:55:00.000+08:00

Selamat berpuasa to all my muslim friends. And the only muslim friend I know read this blog is Ton. Hahaha... anyway selamat berpuasa laa...

Kepala Batas also caught up with the festive mood liao.. Lots of shops set up for food food and more greasy food. Yummy... Starts as early as 4pm, you can see all the muslims come out to get their food ready to 'buka puasa'.

All this continue till about 7pm and by this time, KB becomes a ghost town. Everybody gone home, food ready in front of them waiting for their first meal of the day since fasting for more than 12 hours from early dawn.

When I am 14, I fast for one week. Any non-muslims tried it before? hehehe...

Once again, Selamat BerPuasa.

-KCB-

I went swimming again today

2006-09-26T21:41:00.000+08:00

I had stopped swimming for a few months already. And I just start to learn how to swim early this year. When I swim again today, I noticed that I had missed a lot of things. Things that I like to do with my life.

Things like football, table tennis, motorcycle, cars, cycling etc… I missed Kepala Batas. I missed my hometown. I missed my room. I missed my grandma’s cooking. Thanks to Joey, I swim again today.

I had always wanted to know how to swim. I can swim short distance. Cannot breathe properly though. Need to really work on that. When I go swimming today, I noticed that my health is back. I am not that sickly anymore compare to when I am a year ago.

I can wake anytime I want. I can sleep anytime I want. I can sleep late and wake up early; I can sleep early and wake up late. No problem at all. Yes, compare to a year ago, I feel like I am back to normal now. And no regrets quitting my job or what so ever.

Now, I wanna work on my swimming. Then probably ask Jimmy to teach free style. A lot of my hobbies had been put on hold. I will pick them up where I left them again as soon as my life really settles back to normal. Now what’s lack is a job with good pay! Hehe…

My Life’s almost back to normal now, and I am happy with the way it is going now.

-KCB-

Union Café® - Penang

After so long

Why did he cry?

Wan Ton Mee - How it's made?

Temple @Broga Hill HDR

Found this from an email ~

Seatbelts 2009 in Malaysia

RC Drift

Goodbye '08. Hello '09

NFS Carbon

Me Angelina Jolie

Here In My Home - Malaysian Artistes For Unity

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IMG_2672

IMG_2594

IMG_3143

Nanami Norishima

Zent

JLoc Girls

Liverpool facts

Chinese New Year Coming~!!

1 day passed for 2008

Ending 2007... Welcome 2008

Crazee Burnout ...

You can brush my hair~~~ undress me everywhere~~~

Happy Mid Autumn Festival ~~~

Things happens in wedding

multi-blog

Malaysia Boleh attitude

How do you handle critics..?

Shell/Ferrari toy-car with figurine model...

YNWA

Meeting Jimmy in Genting...

Happenings in Sports Arena... Cyber J

I wanna move to Norway... I Love Art...

Mr. Retard?

There's 2 less lonely people in the world~~~

Say one thing... Do the other...

Repeat of the 2005 Champions League Final

YNWA

Issues

Amazing BALLS...

Prank... on Digi

Gordian

New Heroes series...

all in random

Who Likes SPAM?

I am not hip hop kaki

I am still alive V.2

I am still alive

no $$$ no life

Direct Translation...

WPC9466

Screwme

01-01-2007

2007 is a goodyear

I dunno why I did it but I did it with the fitness ball...

Saturday night bowl

Busy for a week

Nice reading... Got from email somewhere...

Starting Night shifts

Fakking Transexual.... Chee Bye

First blog in kay el... chee bye dliver!

Journey to the South of Malaysia... Kay El..

Haze day be-gone... journeying to the south...

Kisah pemuda terlampau...

Status - Legally married

How much Ur IQ?

Sorry to all the girls…

'eh ber lee ting' beta...

Hate it...

My burpday plezen...

It's my birthday... Again!

Thank You...

Bulan Ramadan.. Selamat Berpuasa..

I went swimming again today

You can brush my hair~ undress me everywhere~