Friday, November 05, 2004

Top Stereotypes

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These are some of the stereotypes I have encountered. I feel like I could write an entire book on this subject.

Chinese Stereotypes of Americans
  1. Americans have AIDS and generally have sex with anything that moves.
  2. Americans don't care about their families so much.
  3. Americans are rich.
  4. Your life is constantly in danger in the US because the crime rate is so high.
  5. Mixed ethnic background = intelligence.
  6. Most Americans own a gun.
  7. American media are biased against China and are generally "anti-Chinese."
  8. All American men are "se lang."
  9. Americans are generally crazy and do all sorts of crazy things (probably involving sex).
  10. It is impossible for Americans (or any non-Chinese) to learn the Chinese language. If you can say "ni hao" correctly and carry ona basic conversation in Chinese, you mustbe a genius.
  11. All Western countries are basically the same.
  12. Americans are uncivilized because they eat raw food (and they eat it with knives and other weapons).

American Stereotypes of Chinese

  1. Chinese are polite and traditional.
  2. Chinese know kung fu.
  3. Anything related to China is ancient and mysterious.
  4. Most Chinese dress like Huang Fei Hong.
  5. Chinese women are subservient to men and are morally purer than Western women.
  6. Things like fashion and sex probably don't exist in China.
  7. Chinese are forced to worship Chairman Mao through brainwashing and thought control; if you utter a thought not approved byChairman Mao, you will instantly be sent to jail or shot.
  8. All Chinese (and everyone else who isn't American) desperately want to come to the US.
  9. Chinese (and all Asians) are good at math.
  10. Every Chinese (and everyone else who isn't American) desperately wants American-style democracy; if you don't, you must bea brainwashed communist or, even worse, French.
  11. All Asian countries (China, Japan, Korea, etc.) are basically the same.
  12. Chinese are uncivilized because they eat things like rats, monkeys, and pig intestines (and they eat them with sticks).

I'd like to address virtually every one of these stereotypes -- the absurdity of most of them (on both sides) would be comical if they didn't cause so many problems in cross-cultural communication.