First blog in kay el... chee bye dliver!

OKOK... Long time no post. Today Friday mah... Tomolo no work so mah can blog liao loo... Soli for all the peeple who are waiting for me to update my post ah... Telima Kacih manyak². Busy mah, First week at work u know.

So what happen to me in kay el lee... Basically not much happens laa... Work niah mah. Evehliwhere also same one. I reached kay el last Sunday afternoon looo... So the damn first thing I noticed is the chee bye kay el punya dliver.

Of cos not all kay el dliver is like this but most of them are like that laa... If u from kay el and u dun drive like this then good for u loo... I am not saying about u loo. If u are (the type of dliver I am about to talk here) then I also dun gif a damn loo... Dun like mah turn off your damn pc loo... Format & reload ur komputer laa pan!

These kay el dliver, no matter they are from kay el itself or from peenang or johhoh or anniwear laa, all crazy one. Speeding lane (the most right lane) minimum-nya speed is 120km/h. Slower abit also they will hi-light hi-light one... Then the slow lane (the most left lane) become the alternative lane to overtake cars.

What happens to the Middle lane? Ahhh... this lane are reserved for those pookie-mah that drive at 50km/h one... U say laa, pookie bo? So u can see the car speeding on the most left lane cutting across to the most right lane and cut back to most left before settle for the middle lane and go slow. Duno what I am saying? Me also dunno how to ehsplain lah... Come kay el and see for urself!

Of cos as I said not eblibardi is like that. But most of them ah. Me also scare meself will become those pookie-mah chau chee bye liddat... And you guys may wonder why I uses all the hard to understand, spes-shole spes-shole word liddis in my blog... Well from my keen ob-sur-veh-shun for 5 days in a food court near my work plesh, kay el people speaks hinggris liddis!

Yeah! Malaysia Boleh!

ps: - this blog may or may not provoke you but it's content are probably noticed by only me. i know my hinggris may or may not be better than yurs but remember this is my blog. I write what I wanna write. I dun care what u may say...