I hate it when this happens. Some bloody hell actually uses my car's roof as a table for their groceries. If that’s not bad enough this guy actually use a packets of some chocolate-colored water to wash his whole body. Yes whole body, including face, ears, eyes, hands and private parts! Chao chee bye.
When I am about to go out and shoo-ed this guy, he started to mumbo-jumbo some hocus-pocus in Thais. That’s enough for me to stop in my track and look helplessly, praying that my car is not scratch by this guy. What can I do? I had watch too many Thai movie that people can put black magic on you. I also scared mah!
He then proceeds to change his shirt by the roadside. His body was tattoo-ed with the Siam Buddhist Script. There’s a Buddha image on his arm as well. The guy left after 10 minutes of his ritual of some kind. Thank God.
6.34PM
I go and check my car, praying no scratch was left behind by that mumbo-jumbo guy. Lucky, no scratch buy the car have the chocolate water stain on the rear of my car. Take some water to clean it and go back in my house.
6.38PM
Mache… As I take my seat beside the window I sat earlier, these 2 gals approach my car and use it now as a mirror! The gal on the left actually make a pose to check if her boobs is correctly align or not!
Kanninnah. How come my car so famous today ah?
note: My car number plate open on magnum consolation price. But the number all terbalik laa.. i think that uncle hocus-pocus no good enough. hahaha.. or the gals boob make the number terbalik?
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Ask that gals do again loh!
That your car number can be become First price liao...
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